Episode 294: Matchstick Men and Top 5 Heartbreak Movies

We’re CON-vinced you’re gonna love this week’s episode.  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MATCHSTICK MEN and share their top 5 heartbreak movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a con man with a con partner and you con people and you have all these fucked up habits like counting to three and turning the light switches on and off and stuttering and lots of facial tics and you find out you have a daughter you never really knew and she moves in with you and you see a shrink who gives you pills to help with your fucked up disorder, and your daughter goes on cons with you and your partner but a con goes bad when the mark realizes you  switched suitcases and he chases you and your daughter and you find out she’s been in jail and you kick her out of the house and you’re out of pills and you go to the pharmacy and discover the pills are merely over-the-counter supplements and you yell at your shrink and you make up with your daughter and take her dancing, but now the mark shows up and is really pissed and your daughter shoots and kills him and you take the rap and get arrested and you’re in a hospital and your shrink shows up and you give him the password to your safe deposit box but you’re not really in a hospital and you’ve been set up and your partner fucked you over and you get out of there and you find out your daughter is not your daughter and you’ve been royally set up and a year later you’re selling carpet and your daughter who is not your daughter shows up, then this podcast is for you!

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