Episode 279: Cocaine Bear and Top 5 … (It’s a Surprise) Movies

Did you know that the bear in this week’s movie was once owned by Tom Sizemore?  The crew didn’t even have to provide drugs for the animal.  It was method acting.  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss COCAINE BEAR and share their top five … surprise movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a big-ass bear living in the woods and a shit load of cocaine falls from the sky and you eat it and get fucking cray-cray and kill people, and you attack a cute hiker in shorts and white socks and rip her apart and eat her, and you terrorize a girl and boy, and then you attack and devour a couple of forest rangers, and while the girl’s mother searches for her daughter, you go after the drug smugglers who are there to find the missing bags of cocaine, and everyone thinks you’re dead but you’ve only collapsed on this dude and your vagina is in his face - that’s right, you’re a female bear - and you climb a tree going after the boy but then you rush to the other tree because the dude has cocaine and you bite off some of his fingers, and you have little baby cubs who are also wasted but cute and there’s a big standoff at a waterfall at night with the fucked up bear, the mother and her daughter and the boy and the stoned cubs, then this podcast is for you!

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