Episode 269: Blonde and Top 5 Zoftig Ladies

I haven’t seen this much presidential dick sucking since Bill Clinton added his signature chowder to Lewinsky’s dress. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BLONDE and share their top 5 zaftig ladies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a really hot sexy blonde and your mom beats you and your daddy left you and you want to be an actress, and the Hollywood execs fuck you and you have a threesome and you make some movies and get super popular when you stand on a subway grate and the wind blows up and makes your white dress billow out, and you marry a popular baseball player and then you try again with a successful playwright who wrote “The Crucible” but that also doesn’t work out too well even though you call them both “daddy,” and you visit your mom in a mental institution and bathe her and you take lots of pills and shit and you suck the dick of the President of the United States and he rapes you and you decide to take even more pills to end it all, then his podcast is for you!

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