Episode 239 - The Fly and Top 5 Transformation Movies

Both of our podcast hosts were nicknamed ‘The Fly’ in high school.  Ira, because he had bought Spanish Fly by the gallon, and Robert because he can never seem to zip up his pants.  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE FLY and share their top 5 transformation movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an eccentric scientist who invents a machine that teleports stuff from one spot to another and you’re at a fancy party and meet a hottie and she’s a journalist who goes back to your loft to see your invention, and she takes off her black stocking and is fucking impressed it went from one pod to another, but when you try it on a baboon, the poor thing turns inside out, but then you figure out how to modify your machine and - voilà! - a different baboon is transported and it’s alive, but when your girlfriend leaves to be with her ex, you’re in a drunken stupor and try it on yourself, and - voilà! - it works... um, except a fly was in the pod and the computer spliced your molecules and genes into one being and you develop fly-like manners, and you fuck your girlfriend hard, but you’re not satisfied, so you go to a bar and pick up a hottie and fuck her hard, and then you lose your teeth and your ears and you look like shit, and you got your girlfriend pregnant, and now you really look fucked up and grotesque with huge bug-like eyes and you shove your girlfriend into a pod hoping the two of you will blend into one human being, but you accidentally merge with the pod itself, so now you’ve got metal and shit in your body, and your girlfriend’s ex shoots and kills you, then this podcast is for you!

Come on, Baby! Let Me Show You My Fly!