This week, we play a new version of cowboys and Indians called Homos and Hopi. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA - CHAPTER 1 and share their top 5 long-ass movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a pioneer in the Old West while Indians burn down a town and a hot mother and her hot daughter hide in a makeshift cellar, and you realize you’ve got to head West and while you’re in another town, a fetching hot whore flirts with you and you shack up with her, but a bad dude shows up who is about to kill your whore girlfriend and her kid, so you shoot him and then the other bad dudes are royally pissed and they’re after you, and the mother and daughter are rescued from the makeshift cellar, and the cavalry is there to deal with them Injuns, but those bad dudes are hot on your trail and you lead a wagon train outta there and head toward a town called Horizon and two ne’er-do-wells watch a lovely but upper crust woman bathe and the upper crust husband asks you to talk to the two voyeurs but that doesn’t go well, and the hot daughter gives a gift to the cavalry men as they head off to war, and then your hot whore girlfriend fucks another dude, and then she fucks you and leaves you, then this podcast is for you!

Seems like all the Ashley Madison users got exactly what they wanted: to get screwed. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ASHLEY MADISON: SEX, LIES & SCANDAL and share their top 5 cheating spouse movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a website, that’s right a website and your name is Ashley Madison and you were created to help married men cheat on their wives and you became an Internet sensation as a shit load of married men signed up to have affairs, but then you were hacked and all the men’s names were released and it resulted in divorces and suicides, and one religious man with a really hot religious wife who were known for their YouTube posts of them singing karaoke songs in the car while driving with their kids in the backseat, well holy shit he got caught, and people asked if it was your fault, the hacker’s fault, or the married dude with the hot wife’s fault, and so if you want to know more, then this podcast is for you!